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<img src="images/start-screen-logo.svg" alt="Example Game" class="start-screen-logo"> <span class="small">This game has adult content. Please only continue if you're over 18.</span> [[Start game|Intro]] <<done>> <<script>> /* If the game is restarting, skip autosave loading. */ if (State.metadata.has("Restarting")) { State.metadata.delete("Restarting"); console.log("Restarting detected. Skipping autosave loading."); } /* Otherwise, check if an autosave exists & load it. */ else if (Save.browser.size > 0) { Save.browser.continue() .then(() => { /* Success - show the passage */ Engine.show(); }) .catch(error => { /* Failure. Handle the error */ console.error(error); UI.alert(error); }); } else { /* No saves exist. Start new game */ } <</script>> <</done>>

By H.H Richards <p class="version">v1.0.0 <<if $fullGame is false>>(Demo)<</if>></p>

<a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://www.patreon.com/lewdmod?utm_source=bonjour&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=bonjourmenu">Support this game on Patreon</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="http://eepurl.com/hbPvrb">Get emailed when this game is updated</a> <<if $fullGame is false>><a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=bonjour&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=bonjourmenu">Get the full game</a><</if>>

Start with a score equal to the number of images/passages. Decrement each time you get one wrong. Add the decrementer on the option which is incorrect.

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top-wrapper" style="display:none"> <<include "Email top bar Maddie">><<include "Email top bar UM">> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--um"> <img src="images/upper-management.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: UPPER MANAGEMENT</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--kurt"> <img src="images/kurt.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Kurt M.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<include "Email top bar">> <<nobr>> <<set $fullGame to false>> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--maddie"> <img src="images/maddie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Maddie B.</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--ellie"> <img src="images/ellie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Ellie B 💕😊</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--dd"> <img src="images/darlad.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Darla D Official</p> </div> <</nobr>>

<div class="email-top email-top--sophie"> <img src="images/sophie.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Sophie H.</p> </div>

<div class="email-top email-top--ingrid"> <img src="images/ingrid.svg" class="email-top__profile" width="50" height="50"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Ms Ingrid McCall</p> </div>

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<i class="warning">This is a short demo, from my game LEWD MOD</i> The full game is much longer, & allows you to flirt with Maddie & other characters. It has a lot more flirting, & none of the images are censored. You can buy the full game on Itch.io for $2.80. H.H Richards ;-) <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=examplegame&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=introbtn">Get the full game</a> [[Start|um start]]

Lol no of course I'm not excited Customer support is like the worst job in the entire world So boring, right?! [[Yes, sounds boring|44 enjoy support]] [[Of course I was kidding|44 enjoy support]] [[Enjoy!|44 enjoy support]]

Are you kidding me?!! Customer support is like the worst job in the entire world So boring, right?! [[Yes, sounds boring|44 enjoy support]] [[Of course I was kidding|44 enjoy support]] [[Enjoy!|44 enjoy support]]

I have to read all these emails from people having problems It's so miserable I'd rather be doing... ...literally anything else! [[Okay|44 customer support ask]] [[What else would you rather be doing?|44 rather else]] [[I can help you|44 ill help]]

Oh thanks so much for offering, you are AMAZING! That'll help me get it done loads quicker! ...so I can do something else loads more fun [[What would you rather be doing?|44 rather else]] [[What do I need to do?|44 how works]]

Oh I dunno... Just something away from this office, haha I sometimes think it'd be nice to spend all day outdoors ...not in this boring gray office with fluorescent lighting & fake plants [[Where would you go?|44 where go]] [[But the office sounds nice|44 nice office]]

Would you be able to help me babe? It'll help me get it done loads quicker! ...so I can do something else loads more fun [[What would you rather be doing?|44 rather else]] [[What do I need to do?|44 how works]]

I'll show you in just a sec hun! But right now you've got me wondering about all the things I'd rather be doing ...than being stuck in this office, haha! [[Like what?|44 rather office eager]] [[We should get to work!|44 start spam]]

Oh I dunno Sometimes I think it'd be nice to go walk around the park ...or go on a long trail hike or something Like get out into nature. Doesn't that sound so nice hun? [[Yes that sounds great!|44 outside great]] [[Nah that sounds horrible|44 outside horrible]] [[Maybe it'd be nice if I was with you|44 maybe with mad]]

Are you kidding hun?!! 😆 It's too hot & stuffy because the AC is broken The coffee machine doesn't work Everyone is super stressed! I'd rather be anywhere but here! 😛 [[Ahhh okay!|44 outside great]] [[Where would you go?|44 where go]]

I think I just want some fresh air! Anyway, we should get to work I've got so much to do!! [[Okay|start spam aft walk]]

Oh really you don't like being outside?!! I think it'd be nice!!!! Maybe one day we should both meet in the park or something We could enjoy the fresh air together, have a nice chat... Anyway, we should get to work, I've got so much to do!! [[Okay|start spam aft walk]]

Awww! Yeah that'd be nice We can meet in the park & enjoy the fresh air, have a nice chat... Anyway, we should get to work I've got so much to do!! [[Okay|start spam aft walk]]

Well... I sometimes think it'd be nice to spend all day outdoors ...not in this boring gray office with fluorescent lighting & fake plants 😆 [[Where would you go?|44 where go]] [[But the office sounds nice|44 nice office]]

Ok you're right, we should just get on with it I've got so much to do!! I'll send you some support emails If it looks like spam, just delete it. But if it looks important, send it to me, ok hun? [[Okay|44 spam0]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Gabriélla Xénakis</p> </div> <</nobr>> I loove seeing the sexy selfies in your app, but it is TOO addictive SOmetimes I stay awak at night just scrolling & I can't sleep. Help! [[Send to Maddie|44 spam1 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam 2]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Dontak Sandertillo</p> </div> <</nobr>> Hi, I received a notification to verify my account, but I'm having trouble completing the process. Can you please assist me in verifying my account? [[Send to Maddie|44 spam2 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam 3]]

Oh no! This person stays away at night scrolling? So relatable!! Sometimes I do the same! I'll pass this email to the customer experience team to see if there's anything they can do Can you keep going & look at the next email please [[Okay|44 spam 2]]

I'll send you some support emails If it looks like spam, just delete it. If it looks important, send it to me, ok hun? [[Okay|44 spam0]]

Ok thanks, I'll sort this person out Keep going, thanks! [[Okay|44 spam 3]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-m.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Joe Huang HVAC</p> </div> <</nobr>> We apologize for the delay in repairing your AC units. The necessary parts have been ordered, & we have scheduled the required work for next week. Please let us know if you have any questions or require further assistance. We appreciate your patience and understanding. [[Send to Maddie|44 spam3 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam4]]

Ah this is about the broken AC in the office! Ugh what's the delay? It's been broken for ages now So annoying! It's really hot in here!! 🥵 Thanks for sending me this, I didn't want this getting deleted. [[Okay, no problem|44 spam4]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Juliêtte Laroché</p> </div> <</nobr>> Bonjour ma belle, je suis une pâtissière sexy de France, j'ai réalisé de délicieux petits pains. Aimeriez-vous goûter mes délicieuses friandises juteuses, et peut-être lécher le glaçage de mes baps ronds? [[Send to Maddie|44 spam4 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam 5]]

Oh dear, this seems to be in a language that I don't understand! I'm going to delete it because it probably was sent to us by mistake [[It's french 🇫🇷|44 its french]] [[Okay|44 spam 5]]

Ohhh yes, so it is! I only know 2 words in French!! One is "Bonjour", which is useful to say hello, but then I don't know what to say next! [[Okay!|44 spam 5]] [[What's the other word?|44 other word?]]

...erm... the only other French word I know is "baguette" ...which is my favorite bread! 🥖 So I can't really have much of a conversation with a French person, haha Anyway, can you continue please hun? [[Okay|44 spam 5]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Maivén Durôc 🇫🇷</p> </div> <</nobr>> Bonjour, J'ai quelques inquiétudes concernant ma vie privée sur votre plateforme. Pouvez-vous s'il vous plaît fournir des informations sur la manière dont mes données sont traitées et protégées ? [[Send to Maddie|44 spam5 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam 6]]

I dont understand what this says! But it could be important I'll pass it onto the translation team, thanks! [[No problem!|44 spam 6]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Amélie Dôux 💖</p> </div> <</nobr>> S'il vous plaît, pouvez-vous m'aider, j'ai accidentellement téléchargé un selfie de mes seins nus. Je voulais l'envoyer juste à mon petit ami, mais je l'ai mis en ligne par accident ! 😩 J'ai vraiment peur que ma famille le voie ! 🤦‍♀️ [[Send to Maddie|44 maddie french]] [[Delete|44 maddie french]]

I'm not sure why so many of these emails are in French today?! I don't understand French! 😩 But we can't ignore them! [[Just translate them|44 translate them]] [[Why can't we ignore them?|44 ignore?]]<<set $frInsult to false>><<set $frSexual to false>><<set $frWeird to false>><<set $frNiceTits to false>><<set $frFuckHerself to false>>

Because I don't want to get a bad rating from our users!! ...or to get myself into trouble! Keep checking the emails for now, you're almost done! [[Okay|44 spam 7]]

I can't! External websites are blocked in the office ...for "security reasons" or whatever. Keep checking the emails for now, you're almost done! [[Okay|44 spam 7]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon-f.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: Amélie Dôux 💖</p> </div> <</nobr>> OMG c'est vrai, j'ai mis en ligne le selfie de moi exhibant mes seins à Paris. Tout le monde peut le voir ! Pouvez-vous le supprimer maintenant s'il vous plaît ! 😩 [[Send to Maddie|44 maddie amelie]] [[Delete|44 maddie amelie delete]]

Hmm this email seems pretty serious Amélie Dôux is such a pretty French name. But I don't understand her email! Do you think I should reply to her? [[Yes!|44 yes reply]] [[But you don't speak French|44 no french]]

Hmm okay, but it'll be tricky because I don't know French.... I don't suppose you can translate maybe? [[Yes, I speak French|44 know french]] [[Not really|44 dont know french]] [[I could try!|44 dont know french]]

Hmm yeah true.... I don't suppose you can translate maybe? [[Yes, I speak French|44 know french]] [[Not really|44 dont know french]] [[I could try!|44 dont know french]]

Oh perfect!!! You should have told me earlier!! How much French can you speak? [[Un petit peu 🇫🇷!|44 fluent]] [[Je parle couramment! 🇫🇷|44 fluent]] [[Bon appétit 🇫🇷!|44 bad french]]

Ok well I'm going to reply to her... Can you help me please with the correct French words to use? [[Sure|44 start email (unsure)]] [[I'll try!|44 start email (unsure)]] [[I don't want to|44 decline french]]

Ok, how do I start the email? [[Bonjour mademoiselle...|44 part 2]] [[Salut ma belle...|44 part 2 weird]] [[Chère salope...|44 part 2 weird][$frInsult to true]]

Great hun!!! I'm going to reply to the email, can you tell me the correct French words to use? [[Oui! 🇫🇷|44 start email]] [[I'll try!|44 start email]]

Awww hun!!!! Don't you want to help me? 😟 [[Nope|44 decline french 2]] [[Ok, I'll help|44 fluent]]

Awww, ok Back to work then please hun! Remember to ban any photo that doesn't contain a face [[Okay|652-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "652-2">>

Okay good! What do I write next? [[Merci pour votre email|44 part 3]] [[Tu as l'air d'une gentille femme|44 part 3]] [[Je suis une baguette 🥖|44 part 3 weird][$frWeird to true]]

Ok, how do I start the email? [[Bonjour mademoiselle...|44 part 2]] [[Salut ma belle...|44 part 2]] [[Chère salope...|44 part 2 weird][$frInsult to true]] [[I don't know!!|44 dunno]]

I know, me either!! Just try your best, or maybe you'd rather quit this & we go back to work? [[No, I'll help you!|44 start email]] [[I'd rather get back to work|44 decline french 2]]

Okay, this sounds good so far! (although I don't understand any of it, haha!) [[Je vais t'aider|44 part 4]] [[Tu peux me faire confiance|44 part 4]] [[Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?|44 part 4 weird][$frSexual to true]]

Ok, very good What next? [[Je vais étudier votre demande|44 part 5]] [[Je vais chercher la photo de tes seins|44 part 5]] [[C'est la vie!|44 part 5 weird][$frWeird to true]]

That sounds a bit strange, but I'll trust you I suppose! What next? [[Je vais t'aider|44 part 4]] [[Tu peux me faire confiance|44 part 4]] [[Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?|44 part 4 weird][$frSexual to true]]

Hmmm, not sure that's right, but okay! What next? [[Je vais étudier votre demande|44 part 5]] [[Je vais chercher la photo de tes seins|44 part 5]] [[C'est la vie!|44 part 5 weird][$frWeird to true]]

Ok, right! And how shall we finish the email? [[Va-t'en, sale pute!|44 email send][$frInsult to true]] [[Au revoir madame|44 email send]]

Err, ok, right! And how shall we finish the email? [[Va-t'en, sale pute!|44 email send][$frInsult to true]] [[Au revoir madame|44 email send]]

Ok, thanks for helping me write that! I didn't understand any of that! [[No problem!|44 end email]] [[Me neither|44 end email bad]]

<<if $result < 10>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|652-1]] <<else>>Good work hun!! I've got a reply from that French girl! [[What did it say?|45 frenchie say?]] [[Did she understand your email?|45 frenchie say?]] [[I saw her selfies!|45 saw selfie]] <</if>>

<<nobr>> <<set $num to 652>> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<b>Dear [employee 7451]</b> Welcome to <i>SelfieBook™</i> Selfiebook is the hottest social network app for sharing beautiful selfies. Your job is to filter the images & ban any nudity! Your manager will be in touch with more information Please DO NOT flirt with your manager [[Continue|op start]]

Heeey hun!!! 😃 Not chatted to you in a while... I hope you're ok? [[Yes thanks|44 yes ok]] [[Who are you?|44 who maddie?]] [[Let's just get to work|44 to work]]

Greeeeat hun!! Glad to hear it! 🙂 We've got lots to do today... ...and if you're lucky I'll show you some photos too ...because I'm wearing something that you might like to see! 😉 [[Oh?|44 oh wearing?]] [[What are you wearing?|44 what wearing]] [[What makes you think that?|44 what wearing]]

I'm good thanks But we've got lots to do today... ...and if you're lucky I'll show you some photos too ...because I'm wearing something that you might like to see! 😉 [[Oh?|44 oh wearing?]] [[What are you wearing?|44 what wearing]] [[What makes you think that?|44 what wearing]]

Oooo eager to do some work are you? Well we've got lots to do today... ...and if you're lucky I'll show you some photos too ...because I'm wearing something that you might like to see! 😉 [[Oh?|44 oh wearing?]] [[What are you wearing?|44 what wearing]] [[What makes you think that?|44 interested?]]

Oh I'm just your favorite coworker, Maddie! <img src="images/46m-selfie.svg"> [[Oh hi!|44 who maddie 2]] [[Of course you're my favorite!|44 who maddie 2]]

Hehe 😁 I hope you're ok today hun? [[Yes thanks|44 yes ok]] [[How are you?|44 u ok?]] [[Let's just get to work|44 to work]]

🤫 I'll tell you later, Let's do some work first! [[Okay!|44 start work]]

So our job is to look through selfies that people upload to our app, right? ...so we need to ban any selfies containing nudity AND we need to ban any photo that doesnt contain a face. Ok? [[Okay|44 start work 2]] [[I need an example|44 need example]]

lol 😉 Well I hope you're interested anyway!!! 😆 [[What are you going to show me?|44 what wearing]] [[What are you wearing?|44 what wearing]]

Do you need an example? [[Yes please|44 need example]] [[No thanks|44 no example tease]]

Ok sure hun I did think you'd want an example 😉 Hold on... [[Okay|44 example]]

Ok, no problem hun Get to work then please!!! [[Okay!|650-1]]

<<set $result to 10>> <<goto "650-2">>

Here's a pic I sent to my BF last night to show my new bra <img src="images/46m-bra-good.svg"> You can see my face, so press this... <img src="images/yes.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|45 bra apology]] [[Nice bra!|45 turn around]]

I don't know what you said but it sounds good!!! I'm going to reply to the email, can you tell me the correct French words to use? [[Sure|44 start email]] [[Oui! 🇫🇷|44 start email]] [[I'll try!|44 start email]]

In this photo you can't see my face <img src="images/46m-bra-bad.svg"> So press this... <img src="images/no.svg" class="info-image small"> [[Okay|45 selfies btw]] [[Nice panties!|45 sexy]]

Nooo! They're boring plain panties!! I'm wearing some MUCH more exciting underwear today! Okay, so get to work now please! [[Okay|45 btw reminder]] [[Show me your exciting underwear!|45 want underwear]]

Sorry for showing you such boring underwear I'm wearing some MUCH more exciting underwear today! Okay, so get to work now please! [[Okay|45 btw reminder]] [[Show me your exciting underwear!|45 want underwear]]

<<nobr>> <<set $num to 650>> <<chunkText "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-1.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-2.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-3.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-4.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-5.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-6.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-7.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-8.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <</link>> </div> <<next "">> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-9.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `passage()`>> <</link>> <<link "No" `passage()`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> </div> <<next "" `$num+"-end"`>> <img @src="'images/' + $num + '-10.svg'"> <div class="action-buttons"> <<link "Yes" `$num+"-end"`>> <<set $result -= 1>> <</link>> <<link "No" `$num+"-end"`>> <</link>> </div> <</chunkText>> <</nobr>>

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photo that don't show a person's face! (lips & eyebrows) [[Try again|650-1]] [[Give me an example again|44 example again]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Great work hun!!<<endif>> Here's some more... ...and then we'll do something else, ok? [[Okay|651-1]] [[What else?|45 else]] <</if>>

I'll tell you soon Let's do some work first, ok? [[Okay|651-1]]

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Oh it's just chunky & plain It's a bra for holding my boobs in place... Not a very exciting one, unfortunately! Anyway, don't get distracted! ...I'm trying to show you an example! [[Okay|45 example bad]] [[Sorry!|45 example bad]] [[Don't all bras hold boobs in place?|45 bras hold boobs]]

Nah, it's just plain & boring It's a bra for holding my boobs in place... Not a very exciting one, unfortunately! Anyway, don't get distracted! ...I'm trying to show you an example! [[Okay|45 example bad]] [[Sorry!|45 example bad]] [[Don't all bras hold boobs in place?|45 bras hold boobs]]

Sorry for the pic of the boring bra! It's one of those boring "everyday" bras ...not a special EXCITING bra! [[What's boring about it?|45 y boring?]] [[It looked nice to me!|45 bra was nice]] [[Show me another photo!|45 example bad]]

omg what, no! I'm embarrassed about that bra. It's not very sexy! 😩 It's more like a boring "everyday" bra ...not a special EXCITING bra! [[What's boring about it?|45 y boring?]] [[It looked nice to me!|45 bra was nice]] [[Show me another photo!|45 example bad]]

Lol yeah I suppose that's what they're for But some are a lot more pretty ...and exciting!!! 😉 We need to get to work, let me show you the other example! [[Okay|45 example bad]] [[Sorry!|45 example bad]]

Remember to ban any photo that doesn't contain a face! [[Okay|650-1]]

Haha! I might show you later! Ok, get to work! Remember to ban any photo that doesn't contain a face! [[Okay|650-1]]

Are you sure hun? I was gonna show you a photo of me in a bra! 😉 (I thought you might wanna see it!) [[Oh okay, let me see!|44 need example]] [[I don't need an example!|44 no example]]

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|651-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Great, thanks hun!<<endif>> Sooooo... ...I've been given the job of doing customer support emails today! Soo exciting, right?! 😑 [[You don't seem excited|44 not excited]] [[Wow, so exciting!!|44 so exciting]] <</if>>

It's time to get back to work, ok? We'll talk again soon Remember to ban any photo that doesn't contain a face! [[Okay|652-1]]

I'm not sure yet But my boss wants to speak to me in her office right now! She seems angry! Can you do some more work please... ...and I'll tell you all about it after! [[Okay|655-1]] [[I hope you don't get fired!|45 no fired]]

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Lol me too! 😄 Hopefully I can talk my way out of it! [[Okay|655-1]]

Ok! I don't know what that means but it sounds good! What do I write next? [[Merci pour votre email|44 part 3]] [[Tu as l'air d'une gentille femme|44 part 3]] [[Je suis une baguette 🥖|44 part 3 weird][$frWeird to true]]

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|655-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Thanks hun!!<<endif>> Gah... I've just had a meeting with my boss! She's so angry about the reply I sent to the French lady! [[Amélie Dôux?|45 amelie?]] [[What did she say?|45 french explain]] [[Are we in trouble?|45 french explain]] <</if>>

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I'll show you later! Let's do some work first! [[Okay!|44 start work]]

That last email from "Amélie Dôux" seemed pretty serious! She has such a pretty French name. But I don't understand her email! Do you think I should reply to her? [[Yes!|44 yes reply]] [[But you don't speak French|44 no french]]

Okay sure! What next? [[Je veux voir tes seins!|44 part 6 weird][$frNiceTits to true]] [[Je vais supprimer ta photo coquine|44 part 6]] [[Oh là là!|44 part 6][$frWeird to true]]

Hmm not sure that's right, but okay! What next? [[Je veux voir tes seins!|44 part 6 weird][$frNiceTits to true]] [[Je vais supprimer ta photo coquine|44 part 6]] [[Oh là là!|44 part 6][$frWeird to true]]

Ok I'll send that to Amélie Dôux, & I'll see if she responds!! I hope it makes sense to her!! [[Okay|btw after amelie]]

Oh but you seemed so certain! I'll send it to Amélie Dôux, & I'll see if she responds!! I hope it makes sense to her!! [[Okay|btw after amelie]]

<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|653-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Good work hun!!<<endif>> Oh, the French girl has replied again already! I've translated her email ...she has another problem! [[What's her problem?|45 problem]] <</if>>

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Oh great! I have finally found a way to translate her email now! [[Good!|46 how translate]] [[How?|46 how translate]]

Well she seemed a bit confused... ...I think my email wasn't worded very well! 😆 Oh, I have finally found a way to translate her email! [[Good!|46 how translate]] [[How?|46 how translate]]

Perfect, thanks hun! Let's email her back & tell her that it's all sorted! Will you help me write another email? [[Sure|45 yes fr reply]] [[Can't Sophie do it?|46 sophie help?]]

Hmm I think you did. But I'll make sure! Let's email her back & tell her that it's all sorted! Will you help me write another email? [[Sure|45 yes fr reply]] [[Can't Sophie do it?|46 sophie help?]]

Oh but I need your help! It won't take very long, I promise! ...and then I'll give you a reward, ok? 😉 [[Okay then|45 yes fr reply]] [[Oui! 🇫🇷|45 yes fr reply]] [[I don't want to help|45 decline fr reply 2]]

Great! Thanks so much! 😘 I'm so terrible at French, I'm glad you're helping! How should I start the email? [[Bonjour Madame Dôux!|44 part 7a]] [[Salut salope...|44 part 7a weird][$frInsult to true]] [[I don't know!|45 dont know fr again]]

That sounds a bit strange, but sure ok! What next? [[Je veux voir plus de tes photos érotiques!|45 part 8 weird][]] [[Ne téléchargez plus de photos érotiques|45 part 8 good]]

Good, thanks What next? [[Je veux voir plus de tes photos érotiques!|45 part 8 weird]] [[Ne téléchargez plus de photos érotiques|45 part 8 good]]

I don't know French either! Just help me guess hun! What should I say? [[Bonjour Madame Dôux!|44 part 7a]] [[Salut salope...|44 part 7a weird][$frInsult to true]]

Awwwww 😑 Okay fine, back to work then! [[Okay|653-1]]

Hmm, I'm not sure about that And how shall we finish this reply? [[Passe une bonne journée|45 part 9 good]] [[Maintenant, va te faire foutre|45 part 9 bad][$frFuckHerself to true]]

Ok, right! And how shall we finish this reply? [[Passe une bonne journée|45 part 9 good]] [[Maintenant, va te faire foutre|45 part 9 bad][$frFuckHerself to true]]

Brilliant thanks! Ok, I'll send this to Amélie Dôux I wish I could speak more French, it just sounds so romantic right? [[You should learn!|45 learn french]] [[It's too hard to learn|45 too hard]] [[It's the language of love!|45 love language]]

That doesn't seem right, but I'll trust you! Ok, I'll send this to Amélie Dôux I wish I could speak more French, it just sounds so romantic right? [[You should learn!|45 learn french]] [[It's too hard to learn|45 too hard]] [[It's the language of love!|45 love language]]

Yeah, maybe I should! It'd be cool to go to Paris, & speak the language [[You want to go to Paris?|45 want paris]] [[You've never been to France?|45 france?]] [[Paris is great!|45 like paris]]

Yeah, it does seem quite difficult But maybe I should try! It'd be cool to go to Paris, & speak the language [[You want to go to Paris?|45 want paris]] [[You've never been to France?|45 france?]] [[Paris is great!|45 like paris]]

Yeah exactly!! Maybe I should learn it It'd be cool to go to Paris, & speak the language [[You want to go to Paris?|45 want paris]] [[You've never been to France?|45 france?]] [[Paris is great!|45 like paris]]

Yeah, I heard it's such a romantic place! I'm waiting for my BF to take me! 😑 [[I'll take you!|45 take to paris]] [[Go by yourself!|45 go alone]]

Aww that'd be nice wouldn't it! We could eat croissants & drink champagne!! [[Sounds amazing!|45 paris amazing]] [[Should we get back to work?|45 btw 653]]

Yeah I could do I suppose! 🤔 Solo travel could be fun, but isn't Paris supposed to be really romantic? It's probably better with a partner! [[I'll take you!|45 take to paris]] [[You should go!|45 go paris]] [[Ask your BF!|45 ask bf]]

Ok, I'll think about it! But right now we need to do some work! [[Okay|653-1]]

Oh but he's too busy at the moment I barely get to see him 🙁 [[I'll take you to Paris!|45 take to paris]] [[Dump him!|45 dump bf]]

😲 aww noooo! He'll probably take me at some point! Anyway, right now we need to do some work! [[Okay|653-1]]

Yes please, back to work!! [[Okay|653-1]]

Lol yeah!! Anyway, right now we need to do some work! [[Okay|653-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|655-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Good work hun!!<<endif>> But... I think I'm going to get into trouble about that email we sent to the French lady! [[Why?|45 what trouble]] [[What kind of trouble?|45 what trouble]] <</if>>

She's accidentally uploaded another lewd photo! 🤦‍♀️ Can you make sure you delete it please? [[Okay sure|654-1]]

Ok good, I know that "bonjour" is a way of saying hello! What next? [[Mon Dieu! Tes seins sont magnifiques!|45 part 7 weird][$frNiceTits to true]] [[J'ai supprimé les photos de tes seins|45 part 7 good]]

Err, that sounds strange, but sure whatever! What next? [[Mon Dieu! Tes seins sont magnifiques!|45 part 7 weird][$frNiceTits to true]] [[J'ai supprimé les photos de tes seins|45 part 7 good]]

Nope, never! Have you? [[Yes|45 yes france]] [[Nope|45 nope france]]

Oh nice! Have you been? [[Yes|45 yes france]] [[Nope|45 nope france]]

Ah cool! I've heard it's such a romantic place! I'm waiting for my BF to take me! 😑 [[I'll take you!|45 take to paris]] [[Go by yourself!|45 go alone]]

Yeah me either But I heard it's such a romantic place! I'm waiting for my BF to take me! 😑 [[I'll take you!|45 take to paris]] [[Go by yourself!|45 go alone]]

Yes her! [[What did your boss say?|45 french explain]] [[Are we in trouble?|45 french explain]]

<<if $frInsult is true or $frSexual is true or $frNiceTits is true or $frFuckHerself is true>>So apparently we said some weird things... <<if $frInsult is true>>I massively insulted her by calling her a slut! 😩 <</if>><<if $frSexual is true>>I asked her to sleep with me! 🫣 <</if>><<if $frNiceTits is true>>I told her she had nice tits! 😬 <</if>><<if $frFuckHerself is true>>then I told her to go fuck herself!! <</if>>...so the boss is really angry with us! [[Haha!|45 lol]] [[Are you in trouble?|45m in trouble?]]<<else>>We shouldn't have replied in French ...we could have said something insulting! Luckily we didn't say anything bad this time <<if $frWeird is true>>But we did say some weird things! <</if>>Next time I have to pass any French emails to someone else [[Okay!|45 end french]]<</if>>

It's not funny!!! My boss is REALLY angry! [[Oh no!|45 ohno ing angry]] [[Are you in trouble?|45m in trouble?]]

This is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! You got me in trouble!!! [[I'm sorry!|45 sorry]] [[Hehehe|45 sorry]]

Yeah, & this is ALL YOUR FAULT!!! You got me in trouble!!! [[I'm sorry!|45 sorry]] [[Hehehe|45 sorry]]

Luckily she's let me off with a warning But I have to pass any French emails to someone else now And NOT to trust you!!! [[Okay!|45 reward?]]

Earlier I promised you a reward for helping me Would you still like it? [[Yes!|45 want reward]] [[What is it?|45 reward]]

Earlier I promised you a reward for helping me But I'm not sure I should give you a reward now! [[What is it?|45 reward]] [[Give me the reward!|45 want reward]]

It's something... French!! Do some more work, & I'll show you! [[Okay|656-1]] [[Oh là là!!!|656 btw]]

Ok then... Do some more work, & I'll show you! Btw.... it's something French!! [[Oh là là!!!|656 btw]] [[Okay|656-1]]

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<<if $result < 9>>It looks like you got some wrong hun. Try those again maybe? Remember to ban any photos that contain nudity, or don't contain a face (lips or eyebrows) [[Try again|656-1]] <<else>><<if $result is 9>>Hmm, you got one 1 wrong, but I'll let you off!<<else>>Thanks hun!!<<endif>> Ok I've got something to show you.... Wanna see? 😉 [[Of course!|45 french undies]] [[What is it?|45 french undies]] <</if>><<unset $frInsult, $frSexual, $frWeird, $frNiceTits, $frFuckHerself>>

I want to show you what I'm wearing.... My sexy French lingerie! [[Show me!|45 show undies]] [[How do you know it's French?|45 y french]]

Oh I dunno... It said it was French when I bought it! French stuff is the sexiest, right?! [[Okay!|45 show undies]] [[Why?|45 french sexiest]] [[Show me!|45 show undies]]

I have to be careful because I'm still in the office And I don't want anyone to see me taking photos ...that'll be embarassing! Hold on.... [[Okay|45 pic1]]

I dunno Maybe it's just sexy because it's French! Or maybe it'll give me a French accent if I wear it? Hehe [[Unlikely!|45 unlikely accent]] [[Show me!|45 show undies]]

Hmm yeah But anyway let me take a photo for you... [[Okay|45 show undies]]

I'm wearing this nice dress right now... <img src="images/46m-dress.svg"> [[I thought you're showing me lingerie?|45 lingerie?]] [[Take it off!|45 take dress off]]

Yes I'll give you a peek, but I don't want to get caught!! [[Oh right!|45 flash1]] [[What's wrong with that?|45 caught?]]

I'll give you a peek, but I don't want to get caught!! [[Okay!|45 flash1]] [[What's wrong with that?|45 caught?]]

I'm already in enough trouble today! I don't want my boss catching me slacking & taking selfies, lol! [[Oh yeah!|45 flash1]] [[Ah okay!|45 flash1]]

Want me to pull this dress down? <img src="images/46m-flash1.svg"> [[Yes!|45 french bra]] [[Oui! 🇫🇷|45 french bra]]

<img src="images/46m-flash2.svg"> Say 'bonjour' to my bra! 😃🇫🇷 [[Bonjour bra!|45 bonjour bra]] [[Show me your tits!|45 ask tits]]

I'm showing you my bra, not my tits! [[But I want to see your tits!|45 want tits]] [[Oh okay!|45 bonjour bra]]

Hehe! So this is a nicer bra than the one I showed you a pic of earlier <img src="images/46m-feels-nice.svg"> It feels a lot more sexy! [[You look sexy!|45 best thing]] [[Take your dress off!|45 ask dress off]]

Yeah but I'm at the office Someone will see! I'll give you a better look at my lingerie later when I get home, ok? [[Okay|45 nicer bra]] [[I can't wait that long!|45 bonjour bra]]

I'm still in the office, & there's people around I'll give you a much better show later when I'm at home, ok hun? I just wanted to give you a peek! [[Oh okay|45 another peek]] [[I want another peek!|45 another peek]]

Aww thanks hun! 😉 Do you want to know the best thing about this bra? [[Sure?|45 bra unfastens]] [[It comes off easily? 😛|45 bra joke]]

So this is a nicer bra than the one I showed you a pic of earlier <img src="images/46m-feels-nice.svg"> It feels a lot more sexy! [[You look sexy!|45 best thing]] [[Take your dress off!|45 ask dress off]]

Do you want to know the best thing about this bra!?! [[Sure?|45 bra unfastens]] [[It holds boobs?|45 holds boobs]] [[It comes off easily? 😛|45 bra joke]]

Haha I know you're joking ...because you want me to take it off!! But you're right!!! [[I am?|45 bra unfastens]] [[Show me how you take it off!|45 bra unfastens]]

It opens at the front! Look here's the clasp... <img src="images/46m-clasp.svg"> [[Why?|45m y clasp]] [[Open it!|45m open clasp]]

Well yes... that's what a bra is for!!! Do you want to know the OTHER best thing about it? 😛 [[Sure?|45 bra unfastens]] [[It comes off easily? 😛|45 bra joke]]

Why does it open at the front? I dunno... it's just easier to unfasten & take it off I guess! [[Unfasten it!|45m open clasp]] [[Show me your tits!|45m open clasp]]

Haha okay maybe I will... Do you want to see my boobs? 😉 [[Yes!|45 unfasten]] [[Nah|45 decline tit check]]

Ok, unfastening.... <img src="images/46m-unfasten1.svg"> [[Okay!|45m unfasten 2]]

Oh so you don't want me to unfasten my bra & show you my boobs? That's ok, we could get back to work...? [[I've changed my mind, unfasten your bra!|45 unfasten]] [[I'd rather get back to work|End]]

This has been a short demo for the game LEWD MOD The full game has: - Loads more naked images - More characters to chat/flirt with - Hundreds of sexy selfies <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/lewd-mod?utm_source=bonjour&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=bonjourend">Get the full game</a> <a onclick="window.open(this.href,'_blank','location=no');return false;" href="https://hhrichards.itch.io/?utm_source=bonjour&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=bonjourend">More games like this</a>

<img src="images/46m-unfasten2.svg"> Ready to say bonjour to my boobs? 😝 [[Okay!|45m tits]]

<img src="images/46m-boobs.svg"> [[Bonjour boobs! 🇫🇷|End]] [[Nice tits!|End]]

<<nobr>> <div class="email-top email-top--spam"> <img src="images/anon.svg" class="email-top__profile"> <p class="email-top__name">From: La PeTiTE EnChAnTéS</p> </div> <</nobr>> BoNjouR BeAuTé! DiScovEr tHe aRt oF SeDuCtIoN WiTh eXqUiSiTe fReNcH LiNgErIe mAdE WiTh tHe fInEsT MaTeRiAlS AnD CrAfTeD WiTh pArIsIaN FlAiR. uNlEaSh yOuR InNeR FemmE FaTaLe wItH Ooh-La-La LingerIe sO EnChAnTiNg, It hAs aN UnDeNiAbLe je Ne sAiS Quoi. [[Send to Maddie|44 spam0 maddie]] [[Delete|44 spam1]]

Oh this just looks like spam. You can delete stuff like this Can you keep going & look at the next email please [[Okay|44 spam1]]

Ah yeah sure hun!! So our job is to look through selfies that people upload to our app, right? ...so we need to ban any selfies containing nudity AND we need to ban any photo that doesnt contain a face. Ok? [[Okay...|44 example]]

I found out that my collegue Sophie can do it! <img src="images/46s-desk.svg"> She speaks French! [[Bonjour Sophie!|46 bonjour soph]] [[Very useful!|46 soph useful]]

She's not French! ...but she learned how to speak it at college She admitted she's quite rusty, but she's translated the French girl's email [[What did it say?|46 email say]] [[She's so smart!|46 soph is smart]]

Yeah! She's not JUST a pretty face, lol She learned how to speak French at college ...admittedly she's quite rusty, but she's translated the French girl's email for me [[What did it say?|46 email say]] [[She's so smart!|46 soph is smart]]

Hehe yes she is! Anyway, so the French girl's email... She wanted us to delete a photo of her tits that she accidentally uploaded Did you delete her selfie? [[Yes|45 yes deleted frenchie]] [[No|45 no deleted frenchie]]

So the French girl said... She wanted us to delete a photo of her tits that she accidentally uploaded Did you delete her selfie? [[Yes|45 yes deleted frenchie]] [[No|45 no deleted frenchie]]

Sophie's just been called into the bosses office 😩 So you'll have to help me again! [[Okay|45 yes fr reply]] [[I don't want to|45 decline fr reply]]

Hehe Do some work, & I'll show you! [[Okay|656-1]]